this one also come compliments of a heads up from Rich Persing.
 
I’ve added a new virtual juke box to the site here (look for the image on the right).  if it looks a little old, it’s because it is.  there is some Aerosmith and AC/DC on it, but a lot of the tunes are from […]

 
these are from my friend Rich Pering:
 I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?” SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT  WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
 
IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
 
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
 
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
 
CAN VEGETARIANS EAT […]

 
at least according to our most recent piece of “fanmail”.  Someone mistook a United States Post Office box for the Dorko’s Suggestion Box, and submitted the following opinions.

 
we did have Al sign the piece.  current plans are to store the piece in the Dorko’s Archives, and wait until Al becomes famous (outside the local circles […]

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.   He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.”Did you see the paper?” asked Gallagher. “They say I died!!”
“Yes, I saw it!” replied Finney.   “Where are ye callin’ from?”
 

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.””Oh yeah?” said Charlie, “And how did this one end?”
“When it was over,” Mike replied, “She came to me on her hands and knees.
“Really,” said Charles, “Now that’s a switch! What did […]

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk […]

 
in dart action saturday, dorko’s 1 (Ed, Joe Swat, and Kirk) managed to win their way through the loser’s bracket and advance to the State Dart Finals on February 24th.
 
for a short while Kirk held high game of the tournament honors with a 58, an excellent game indeed.
 
 

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

 She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
 
 The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

 
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not […]

nothing wrong with starting the celebration a couple of days early!!
 
here’s the best christmas pic that hit my email box so far this year. 
 

 
if you have any christmas photos you’d like to share, send’em on over to tgbob AT ptd.net and i’ll see what i can do.