this pict is compliments of Bill Derr, and considering that we’ll soon be celebrating the 5th of May (hey, it’s the hi-lo tourney date!), i thought it’d be nice to share  

 
living La Vida Loca!

 
the dorko’s basketball team recently brought home a third place finish from their latest tournament. 
 
what’s that??  didn’t know we have a basketball team?  sure we do!!  and, they’re probably the only dorko’s athletes that both sweat, and are forced to compete under the burden of complete sobriety.  so, hat’s off to those guys!
 
the trophies are […]

 
this past weekend was filled with fun and adventure.  in shuffleboard the Clover Hose topped Dorko’s Saturday Night.  more shuffleboard news to come . . .
 
on the dart scene, two teams from Dorko’s competed in the finals of the Silver Bullet Tournament in Nescopek (sp?).  Competing for team two was Doug Troutman, Chrissy Schu, and […]

 
An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an
IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital.
 
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room.
As they entered the room, the pastor held out his
hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.
The pastor grasped their hands, sighed […]

 
This weekend, on Sunday, we will have two teams shooting in the finals of the Silver Bullet Dart Tournament. 
Team One - Dan Lawler, Dave Hobowski, and Corey Helper
Team Two - Doug Trout, Chrissy Schu, Ed Dormer, and Joe Swatski
 
The dart start flying at noon.  if you’re interested in going to see the guys in action, […]

 
 
i get a lot of emails that make some strange claims.  i’m sure some of them are true, and some aren’t, but who am i to argue over whether or not water “boiled” in a microwave can explode?
 
well, at snopes.com, they take the time to separate the “i didn’t think that was true” from the […]

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the
    breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a
    sign attached that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
 
    The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “See .. He
    […]

 
this one also come compliments of a heads up from Rich Persing.
 
I’ve added a new virtual juke box to the site here (look for the image on the right).  if it looks a little old, it’s because it is.  there is some Aerosmith and AC/DC on it, but a lot of the tunes are from […]

 
these are from my friend Rich Pering:
 I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?” SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT  WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
 
IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
 
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
 
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
 
CAN VEGETARIANS EAT […]

 
at least according to our most recent piece of “fanmail”.  Someone mistook a United States Post Office box for the Dorko’s Suggestion Box, and submitted the following opinions.

 
we did have Al sign the piece.  current plans are to store the piece in the Dorko’s Archives, and wait until Al becomes famous (outside the local circles […]