from the desk of the Venerable Joe Stone . . .
 

 
this one comes compliments of Joe Stone.  he sends lots of good stuff . . .
 
Rodney Dangerfield Jokes:
 
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
 
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass!
 
Last […]

 
i got this from a couple of different people recently, and i like the idea of funny beer commercials.  they make me chuckle.
 

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
 
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as […]

 
that, and the running of the Kentucky Derby, and celebrating the long-standing Polish holiday of Cinco de Mayo. 
 
Mike Sinkovich and Joe Zaharick were able to best Danny Lawler and Deacon DeMarco (little Deacon, not Freddy), in the Hi/Lo dart tournament.  Congrats to them!!
 
to put the “70’s game” rumor to rest, it has been confirmed that Michael […]

 
this pict is compliments of Bill Derr, and considering that we’ll soon be celebrating the 5th of May (hey, it’s the hi-lo tourney date!), i thought it’d be nice to share  

 
living La Vida Loca!

 
the dorko’s basketball team recently brought home a third place finish from their latest tournament. 
 
what’s that??  didn’t know we have a basketball team?  sure we do!!  and, they’re probably the only dorko’s athletes that both sweat, and are forced to compete under the burden of complete sobriety.  so, hat’s off to those guys!
 
the trophies are […]

 
this past weekend was filled with fun and adventure.  in shuffleboard the Clover Hose topped Dorko’s Saturday Night.  more shuffleboard news to come . . .
 
on the dart scene, two teams from Dorko’s competed in the finals of the Silver Bullet Tournament in Nescopek (sp?).  Competing for team two was Doug Troutman, Chrissy Schu, and […]

 
An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an
IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital.
 
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room.
As they entered the room, the pastor held out his
hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.
The pastor grasped their hands, sighed […]

 
This weekend, on Sunday, we will have two teams shooting in the finals of the Silver Bullet Dart Tournament. 
Team One - Dan Lawler, Dave Hobowski, and Corey Helper
Team Two - Doug Trout, Chrissy Schu, Ed Dormer, and Joe Swatski
 
The dart start flying at noon.  if you’re interested in going to see the guys in action, […]