An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!” The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” 

Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”

Some old men can still think fast.

that, and the running of the Kentucky Derby, and celebrating the long-standing Polish holiday of Cinco de Mayo. 

Mike Sinkovich and Joe Zaharick were able to best Danny Lawler and Deacon DeMarco (little Deacon, not Freddy), in the Hi/Lo dart tournament.  Congrats to them!!

to put the “70′s game” rumor to rest, it has been confirmed that Michael Sinkovich did indeed hit a 78, which is the highest dart score ever recorded, on the American Style Online Dart Game, not on the wooden board in Dorko’s.

in unrelated activity, the Shuffleboard season came to a close recently, and despite the best efforts of a dedicated team of men and women, Dorko’s lost out on the season title to the Cloer Hose.  a hearty round of congratulations to the Clover’s!