A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the
    breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a
    sign attached that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”

 
    The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “See .. He
    mated 50 times last year? … once-a-week.”

 
    They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    “This bull mated 120 times last year.”
    The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, “That’s more than
    twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”

 
    They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
    capital letters, “This bull mated 365 times last year.” The wife, so
    excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband’s ribs, said, that’s
    once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one.”

 
    The husband looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was
    with the same cow.”

NOTE:

The husband’s condition has been upgraded to
 stable.