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The Pastor, the Laywer, and the IRS Agent

March 27th, 2007 at 9:45 pm » Comments (0)

 
An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an
IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital.
 
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room.
As they entered the room, the pastor held out his
hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.
The pastor grasped their hands, sighed […]



Finals at the Silver Bullet

March 27th, 2007 at 8:04 pm » Comments (0)

 
This weekend, on Sunday, we will have two teams shooting in the finals of the Silver Bullet Dart Tournament. 
Team One - Dan Lawler, Dave Hobowski, and Corey Helper
Team Two - Doug Trout, Chrissy Schu, Ed Dormer, and Joe Swatski
 
The dart start flying at noon.  if you’re interested in going to see the guys in action, […]



Dorkos III - PA State Finals 2007

March 27th, 2007 at 8:01 pm » Comments (0)

 

Danny Dowkus, Chrissy Schu, and Doug Troutman (pictured) finished in the TOP 22 in the State during the 2007 tournament.  Congrats guys!!



Fact . . . or Fiction??

March 23rd, 2007 at 7:50 am » Comments (0)

 
 
i get a lot of emails that make some strange claims.  i’m sure some of them are true, and some aren’t, but who am i to argue over whether or not water “boiled” in a microwave can explode?
 
well, at snopes.com, they take the time to separate the “i didn’t think that was true” from the […]



Husband and Wife at the Rodeo

March 19th, 2007 at 9:56 pm » Comments (0)

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the
    breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a
    sign attached that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
 
    The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “See .. He
    […]



The new Juke Box

March 6th, 2007 at 4:47 pm » Comments (0)

 
this one also come compliments of a heads up from Rich Persing.
 
I’ve added a new virtual juke box to the site here (look for the image on the right).  if it looks a little old, it’s because it is.  there is some Aerosmith and AC/DC on it, but a lot of the tunes are from […]



More Chuckles

March 2nd, 2007 at 2:49 pm » Comments (0)

 
these are from my friend Rich Pering:
 I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?” SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT  WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
 
IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
 
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
 
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
 
CAN VEGETARIANS EAT […]