at least according to our most recent piece of “fanmail”.  Someone mistook a United States Post Office box for the Dorko’s Suggestion Box, and submitted the following opinions.

we did have Al sign the piece.  current plans are to store the piece in the Dorko’s Archives, and wait until Al becomes famous (outside the local circles that is). 

unconfirmed comments from Al’s wife include: “oh no, what makes you think I want him here with me?” and “i can’t believe the love of my life would ever engage in behavior that anyone could ever find fault with.  oh wait, the postcard was about Al?  let me change that to No Comment”.