yesterday there was quite the showing at the firehall in Treskow.  and three of the teams from Dorko’s finished in the Top tier of the State Dart Tournament. 
 
Finishing in the Top 10 for the first time was Dorko’s Two - Corey Hepler (seated), Dave Hobowski (middle) Danny Lawler (right). 

 
Finishing in the Top 22 was Dorko’s […]

 
we will be sending three teams to the finals of the State Dart Tournament tomorrow. 
 
reliable sources say that the initial flight will be leaving from the bar in the early morning, meet-up is scheduled for 7:30am.  there will of course be a second shift leaving later in the morning, mostly because i’m going, but i’m […]

 
at least according to our most recent piece of “fanmail”.  Someone mistook a United States Post Office box for the Dorko’s Suggestion Box, and submitted the following opinions.

 
we did have Al sign the piece.  current plans are to store the piece in the Dorko’s Archives, and wait until Al becomes famous (outside the local circles […]

 
we’re four weeks into the spring dart season of 2007, and here’s a look at the overall averages:
 
Corey/Bucket 41.0
Dan L./Muff 40.9
Doug 39.8
Lukie 37.8
Dave/Wolfgang 37.0
Zig 35.4
Gary/Kozy 35.2
Sam 31.8
Scott 31.4
Corey’s Randy 30.9
Tim 29.6
Josh 29.1
Bump 29.0
Joe Z 28.3
Jason/Bauer 28.3
Mike/Sinko 27.8
Nate 27.1
Trocki 26.6
Z 26.4
Lukie’s Randy 23.9
Dave M 22.5
Rad 22.2
Jon-Jon 20.2
Deacon 18.8
Steve 13.0
 
 

 
the final weekend of qualifiers for the State Dart Tournament took place over the past weekend.  two teams from Dorko’s went up to compete, with one of the team advancing to next week’s Championship tournament.
Dorko’s II
Dave “Hobo” Hobowski
Corey Helpler
Danny “Muff” Lawler
 
will be joining Dorko’s I
Ed Dormer
Joe Swatski
Kirk Wimble
 
and Dorko’s III
Chris Schu
Danny Dowkus
Doug Troutman
 
at Treskow this […]

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.   He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.”Did you see the paper?” asked Gallagher. “They say I died!!”
“Yes, I saw it!” replied Finney.   “Where are ye callin’ from?”
 

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.””Oh yeah?” said Charlie, “And how did this one end?”
“When it was over,” Mike replied, “She came to me on her hands and knees.
“Really,” said Charles, “Now that’s a switch! What did […]

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk […]

 
in dart action saturday, dorko’s 1 (Ed, Joe Swat, and Kirk) managed to win their way through the loser’s bracket and advance to the State Dart Finals on February 24th.
 
for a short while Kirk held high game of the tournament honors with a 58, an excellent game indeed.
 
 

 
after two weeks of play, the standings are:
 
Team 2 ::  5-1
Team 3 :: 4-2
Team 4 :: 2-4
Team 1 :: 1-5